Baby Snooks’ First Freudian Slip

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Can we make out sometime?

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I hear femicide is suuuuper trendy in Central America.

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Starsky & Sluts

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Has your child hugged a chicken today?

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(Source: tefra, via outlawwolf)

Chiraq

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Potential Book Reviews:

  • Nice title.
  • I read it.
  • This is a book.
  • Feels good in your hands.
  • Smells okay.
  • My favorite part was the ending. I mean, when it when it was over. That was my fave.
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black casual walking sneakers

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Sick Bitch

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I’ve got a great head on my shoulders. Check it out. A very nice head.

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Speak exclusively in an angry whisper.

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I started a photolog of the kind of pics I usually send to Alden or Jake or Morgan

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An okay guy. Someone who’d probably describe himself as “a good guy”, perhaps even “a catch” - he does enjoy fly fishing, after all. The kinda guy who wears Keen sandals in a casino, even as he admits that his feet are his worst feature (actually, they’re second-worst: those bleedy gingivitis gums are tough to look at). A little condescending, sure (the feet might even be his third-worst feature, after that piss-poor excuse for a personality), but an alright guy. The kinda guy who doesn’t bat an eye at losing $100 at the roulette table, but wishes the beers in this place were less than $5 - “a bit steep, don’t you think?” An okay guy.

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hello, homeboys and homegirls

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