Dad bought Mom a Glock 9, *just ‘cause*. If that ain’t true love then I don’t know what love is.
Drinking and wading into an above-ground swimming pool, just to “see what happens”.
She had cancer as a child, until she went to Kevin Costner’s Kids Cancer Camp, kissed Costner’s feet, and was instantaneously healed.
No sign of my wisdom teeth, but I do have roughly 17 cavities as a result of my sugar consumption and poor oral hygiene because I am a child
So, did you have a happy childhood? No? Alright, coooooooool *moonwalks out of the room*