Corpus Domini brand bread. “Taste Jesus in Every Bite!”
Will Cotton Pastoral (2009)
power trippin off the face of the earth
I open my bedroom door and see myself lying in bed, reading. I drag myself out of the house by my hair. I open my mouth and stomp my face on the curb, American History X-style.
Steal glitter glue and stickers from elementary schools
Last year I entered to win a Ducati and I am still sad I didn’t
A boy with the body of an insect and the posture of a different kind of insect
Extremely Passive Suicide Attempt:
Living in Seattle, waiting for Mount Rainier to blow.
A girl so cute she makes your eyes burn. Although it’s probably just conjunctivitis.
I’m taking out my hoop earrings and slicking my face down with Vaseline
Overheard some guy say “there was not a single girl in bible study yesterday”