I wanted a pet lamb but I got a kindle instead.
What if, in a twist of fate, I got a pet lamb and named it ‘Kindle’.
(via internetcreep)
Tonight I am going to a Mormon rave I will wear a nightgown and grind on some hot Mormon babes
thank you I like this
the scariest thing in the world is thinking about my “prospects” I shudder, i wince, i quickly distract my self
Just found a note I wrote to myself it says ‘Dear Anastasia, how are you? I feel so sad tonight. Sad in the garden of Eden, can you believe it? I hope you die before you read this.’
The past grosses me out the future grosses me out
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Ugh, having a loving family is so exhausting. Do you know how many hugs I get a day? How many times I have to say “I love you too”? I am always tired~!
I work at a horse race track. Here are some things I like and dislike about the job. I like getting hit on by cute old men, wearing a name tag, checking out hot babes, hearing horses snort, and people getting tased. I dislike smiling all day, wearing khakis, being nice to people, and essentially having a job that a well-made sign could do.
I haven’t had time to blog lately because I’ve been busy partying with Mormons and eating ethnic foods.
